Kirstie Alley’s Juicy Memoir Is All About Men: She dated Tim ‘Otter’ Matheson in the early ’80s “until one fateful night when his secret fiancée’s unexpected visit forced Kirstie to escape out the window.” It was then that she learned, “don’t trust actors, no matter how many éclairs they offer you.” She and Patrick Swayze had an emotional affair during ’85 miniseries while they were both married to other people.

“Patrick told Kirstie that he was falling in love with her and she, in turn, begged him, unsuccessfully, to have sex.” As in she begged him unsuccessfully or the sex was unsuccessful in some way?

Adele Comes Correct on Lady Gaga’s Bullshit: “I’ve always been a size 14-16 and been fine with it.

Lady Gaga Shades Adele: “I don’t really care if they think I’m fat because, quite honestly, I did gain about 30 pounds.

Adele is bigger than me — how come nobody says anything about it?

“I hope I’ll age gracefully and know when to step out of the spotlight.

And I hope I’ll end up happy.” One Direction’s Zayn Malik’s Celeb Crush: “Rihanna. ” Considering Ri Ri has discussed how much she hates it when guys find her intimidating, I’m guessing this pairing won’t be happening soon. Kate Moss on Fellow ’90s Supermodel Christy Turlington: “The last time I saw her she was wearing a twinset.

Too bad, because I would love it if Rihanna dumped Chris Brown for Zayn. You can think twinset, but you can’t wear one.” SHADE. And it’s a lot easier to open.” Misc/Etc: “emotional affairs” “It wouldn’t dawn on her that her revelations would be hurtful to anyone” “The idea of leaving Earth on a space shuttle scares me” “I’m obsessed with fat babies” “She cherishes her chompers!

Daniel Day-Lewis & Sally Field: To prep for her role as Mary Todd Lincoln in , she and Daniel Day-Lewis “texted for seven months before filming. We texted in character.” What does Abraham Lincoln text? Do you think he occasionally texts Paul Dano menacing statements just for a laugh? Josh Duhamel on Male Modeling With Ashton Kutcher in the ’90s: “We were so into it. It was like a real-life .” Rachel Bilson: “All men hate harem pants, but I don’t give a shit. Katie Holmes: “I still think of myself as Midwestern. ” “I can spit water through them” “your ice cream cake is on the way!

” “No one’s happy for anybody, I feel like” “I’m not going to ask him to marry me! ” “donkey booty” “Her mom had her looking like a slut, with three inches of makeup” “No girl that young should be considered sexy!

” Extreme Cougar Wives: There’s a new TLC special about older women with much younger men.

Many of your favorite actors and actresses were guests on classic game shows before they hit the big time and became household names.